sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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